Monday, April 7, 2008

D is for...

D....
is for Dan....he is my other best friend next to Bri... he is in the Army and is currently stationed in Kandahar, in Afgahnistan. He will be gone for the next 15 months. He's only been gone a couple weeks and I miss ya already goober!

Sunday, April 6, 2008

C is for.....

C....

is for c**t..... while I agree this is quite a naughty word and I do not typically use it I recently heard someone say something funny about it. One of the guys I work with was complaining bout someone and he was like "shes a C u next tuesday!" Which made me laugh hysterically. I refrain from using this word but if I am extremely pissed it may slip out.

Saturday, April 5, 2008

B is for....

B

is for brothers. I have two brothers. One is my dad's son from his first marriage, and the other is my mom's son (whom my dad adopted when they married). My oldest brother's name is James Owen, he is going to be 42 years old this year. My other brother's name is James Robert, he just turned 31 years old a few weeks ago. My oldest brother lived with his mother while growing up and by the time I was born he was out living on his own.




Friday, April 4, 2008

A is for....

A..

is for Amersfoort in the Netherlands. Which is where I was born. My dad was in the Air Force and that is where he was stationed when I was born. We lived there for about 8 months after I was born before my dad got moved back here to Illinois. While overseas my parents also took me to Germany, Belgium and Francem, so technically the U.S. was my fifth country I had been to. When I was just 22 days old I had gone to the top of the Eiffel Tower.

Thursday, April 3, 2008

Dear Guy Without a Clue,

So for about 5 months or so we were "seeing" each other and hanging out. I was having a great time and you appeared to be as well. However the two of us were in different places and it became obvious that it wasn't working out. I was ready for a relationship and you had just gotten out of a serious one and were looking for fun. Well let me just say that I had fun during those 5 months. I enjoyed spending time with you. And if I had a second opportunity I wouldn't change a thing, because it was a sort of learning experience for me. I learned some things about myself and dating that I hadn't previously know/experienced. . Your need for just having fun is fine and theres nothing wrong with it. However, you were unable to come right out and say it. I am just chalking it up to a learning experience. So I just wanna say Thank You.

Sincerely,
Sarah

Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Dear Manipulative Ass,

I let you manipulate me for quite almost 2 YEARS! I don't know why I did.. You had me completely fooled when I first met you, you were sweet and nice and funny. And when you acted like an ass, I figured hey its just a fluke thing. It seemed too good to be true... which I later discovered it in fact was. Maybe because you are so convincing and MANIPULATIVE.... I believed everything you told me the "truths" and the excuses and the but I'm sorrys. I had problems with friends because they tried to tell me you were wrong for me and that you werent a good guy. And I didn't talk to them as often because of it. A few months ago you came to me and apologized for past behaviors and lying. Recently I believed you when you said "can we still be friends", and told me how important my friendship is to you. You had me tricked for a few weeks with that one. But then your true colors showed through and I realized that you are the same person you have been for the last two years. So now I am saying NO MORE. You will not manipulate me any longer. You are not the person I thought you were. So goodbye my dear manipulative ass. Please find someone new.

Sincerely,
Sarah

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Dear Ass-hat,

While I enjoy recieving appreciative looks from members of the opposite sex, I find it slightly awkward to have you standing practically on top of me looking down my shirt....FREQUENTLY. I mean I understand that you are taller than I so you must look down a little when speaking to me. But face is up here buddy! lol Also I feel that there is a time and place for a guy to be that close to me however, your place of choice is not quite it. This is occuring on a regular basis, and don't feel like you are a freak, its not just you, there are numerous Ass-hats that this letter is written for. But next time I may just have to start singing when I see you standing right behind me.......

*Dont Stand, Don't stand so, Don't stand so close to me*


Sincerely,
Sarah

Newer Posts Older Posts Home

 

blogger templates | Make Money Online