All my weird random thoughts

(talking on the phone)


ME:...cute shoes, but you'd look like a two dollar whore....

Bri: Not just a whore? A two dollar whore?

ME: Yep, that's a poor ass whore....she don't get no biz-nass...

Posted by Sarah at 11:18 PM 0 comments  

so today bri and i were on the phone and heres what happened.....

ME: Hold on just a minute i have another call... *flips to other line*

Me: OK, I'm back now what were we talking about?

Bri: I have no idea..

Me: This is why we shouldnt interrupt our conversations because they are filled with brilliance and yet we are too stupid to remember it!


hahahahahahaaha

Posted by Sarah at 6:36 PM 0 comments  

this is just one example of the weird shit said in convos between me and bri.....


Bri: Most of the time our conversations sound kinda boring but like occasionally there is BRILLIANCE.


i laughed at her for quite awhile for that one

Posted by Sarah at 11:36 PM 2 comments  

So school starts in just a lil over a week.... so that should be interesting.... I'm kinda ready for it to start back up but at the same time I'm not... I'm just ready to get back to it so I can start doing better.... kinda screwed up last semester and now I need to get back on track!

Sometime in the next few weeks I will be moving to Home Decor at work...... as soon as we get a couple more freakin cashiers... lol They told me 3 weeks ago I would be transferring so now I'm just waiting for it to happen...

Not really much else going on right now.... things have been kinda shitty lately.... hopefully they will get better within the next few weeks.....

Posted by Sarah at 3:45 AM 0 comments  

my friend and i had an entertaining convo a couple weeks ago

B: do you think its too soon to change my relationship status on myspace?

Me: no, too soon would have been 5 minutes after you broke up with him...

Me: no, no wait too soon would have been 5 minutes BEFORE you broke up with him..HAHAHAA

Posted by Sarah at 3:38 AM 0 comments