All my weird random thoughts

(talking on the phone)


ME:...cute shoes, but you'd look like a two dollar whore....

Bri: Not just a whore? A two dollar whore?

ME: Yep, that's a poor ass whore....she don't get no biz-nass...

Posted by Sarah at 11:18 PM 0 comments  

so today bri and i were on the phone and heres what happened.....

ME: Hold on just a minute i have another call... *flips to other line*

Me: OK, I'm back now what were we talking about?

Bri: I have no idea..

Me: This is why we shouldnt interrupt our conversations because they are filled with brilliance and yet we are too stupid to remember it!


hahahahahahaaha

Posted by Sarah at 6:36 PM 0 comments  

this is just one example of the weird shit said in convos between me and bri.....


Bri: Most of the time our conversations sound kinda boring but like occasionally there is BRILLIANCE.


i laughed at her for quite awhile for that one

Posted by Sarah at 11:36 PM 2 comments  

So school starts in just a lil over a week.... so that should be interesting.... I'm kinda ready for it to start back up but at the same time I'm not... I'm just ready to get back to it so I can start doing better.... kinda screwed up last semester and now I need to get back on track!

Sometime in the next few weeks I will be moving to Home Decor at work...... as soon as we get a couple more freakin cashiers... lol They told me 3 weeks ago I would be transferring so now I'm just waiting for it to happen...

Not really much else going on right now.... things have been kinda shitty lately.... hopefully they will get better within the next few weeks.....

Posted by Sarah at 3:45 AM 0 comments  

my friend and i had an entertaining convo a couple weeks ago

B: do you think its too soon to change my relationship status on myspace?

Me: no, too soon would have been 5 minutes after you broke up with him...

Me: no, no wait too soon would have been 5 minutes BEFORE you broke up with him..HAHAHAA

Posted by Sarah at 3:38 AM 0 comments  

haha there is one person that i know will understand that......everyone else however will be confused as all hell...... oh well! :) i tend to confuse people and i find it to be quite entertaining...so my "favorite" month out of the year is almost over....and im kinda bummed.... normally july is a lot of fun for me but this year it has kinda sucked.... i had to work on the 4th so i didnt get to fully enjoy all that fun... my good friend whom i normally go to the county fair with no longer lives here so i dont have anyone to go watch combines demolish each other with.. lol small town fun right there!BUT the good part is my birthday is only 8 days away so i am pretty excited about that...no more of this "oh damn you cant get in" bullshit.. i will finally be 21..... its not even really all bout the drinking... cuz im not a big drinker but at least then i will not have restrictions on places to go..... almost all of my friends are over 21 so it will make things a lot easier... dont get me wrong.... i fully intend to go out and get totally smashed on my birthday lol but i mean thats like a law or something lol still not sure where im going...... anyone who wants to go out is more than welcome......the shitty part my birthday being a week away however does mean that school will be starting in about a month... im having mixed emotions about that one.... i want it to start so i can actually get somewhere... but im nervous cuz i really fucked up this past semester but im excited for my chance to fix it and prove to my parents that im not a waste of money :(my friend and i had an entertaining convo yesterday.....B: do you think its too soon to change my relationship status on myspace?Me: no, too soon would have been 5 minutes after you broke up with him...Me: no, no wait too soon would have been 5 minutes BEFORE you broke up with him..HAHAHAACertain things in my life have had me very freaking confused as of late....... Not really sure where they are going or what the f*** i'm doing..... i just wanna figure it out unfortunately its just not that easy........ AAH!

Posted by Sarah at 10:19 PM 0 comments  

So on Tuesday I got a wisdom tooth extracted..... why just one you ask? cuz my dentist is crazy... anyway I was given Tylenol with codeine for the pain... After taking 4 doses of it I woke up on Weds morning with my WHOLE face, not just the side that had been worked on, swollen and i had a rash on my belly, chest and neck, after calling the dr they said well dont take that anymore but you should be fine or at least better tomorrow...... so then thursday i woke up and the swelling in my face was worse and the rash had spread and gotten worse...so we called the doctor and they said to go to the emergeny room.........so off to the ER i went where i spent 3 or 4 hours sitting around for a whole 15-20 minutes with the dr.... i was prescribed with steroids that i am to take for the next 6 days and then hopefully all will be better.... after just a day and half of using the steroids and taking benadryl there is a noticable difference in the swelling of my face and the rash has decreased quite a bit.. so today I am going back to work... it should be interesting...

Posted by Sarah at 1:10 PM 0 comments