Dear Ass-hat,
While I enjoy recieving appreciative looks from members of the opposite sex, I find it slightly awkward to have you standing practically on top of me looking down my shirt....FREQUENTLY. I mean I understand that you are taller than I so you must look down a little when speaking to me. But face is up here buddy! lol Also I feel that there is a time and place for a guy to be that close to me however, your place of choice is not quite it. This is occuring on a regular basis, and don't feel like you are a freak, its not just you, there are numerous Ass-hats that this letter is written for. But next time I may just have to start singing when I see you standing right behind me.......
*Dont Stand, Don't stand so, Don't stand so close to me*
Sincerely,
Sarah
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